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Misc. 3rd Coast Rules

Simborg's Backgammon Tips

Never drop the cube if it means losing the box.
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If you're not sure….double!
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Only nerds count pips.
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Never hesitate….It's a sign of weakness.
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Be creative….any idiot can make the bar with a 6-1.
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The best way to break a streakOf bad rolls is to double.
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Almost every cube is a take.
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Always go with your gut,Even if logic tells you otherwise.
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If you win the opening roll, you're probably going to win the game, so double!
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The faster you play, the better you play.
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The more you hit, the better.
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Don't take advice from so-called experts…they're just luckier.
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If you're stuck, raise the stakes…it might change your luck.
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If you're not sure…double.
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If your opponent isn't doubling, you probably should be.
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Most of the time, the best move is an illegal move.
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